Accidentally made it to /r/morbidreality and now I’m watching 9/11 videos and I just find it so fascinating that I KNOW that what I’m about to watch will be horrific and hard to comprehend and I won’t like it but I STILL watch it, there has to be a term for this??
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
This episode was made for today
I cut too much hair off on one side damnit now it’s uneven and doesn’t curl properly. Also the colour in my hair came out today. That’s 1 week of colour. Total bullshit. I’m just going to let it grow out and then I won’t bleach it anymore.
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
vidyagame idea: Basically Call of Battlefield of Honor but set in a third-world and war torn U.S.A where the Americans are the enemies and the President threatens to take the the rest of the world down with his failing country by launching several nukes. And it’s up to generic soldier from the first world country of Afghanistan to save the world and stop the evil President and his endless army of white guys
also fish physics
Drivers these days.
i have had it. OFFICIALLY
do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
(Source: meladoodle, via paraplegicmoshpit)
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME